ohmygodshoes | (no subject)

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I never thought I'd say this, but.

Good job Rachel! I didn't know you had it in you, but that was one of the best punches I've seen.

Was it? Maybe I should've took pictures...

You should've, chick fights are pretty much wet dreams.

Damn it!

Not like anyone's actually gonna buy that, if the whole school was there.

That's what summer break is for.

During summer break, people can download porn. Or get some for real.

Not everyone!

Your market is lonely pureblood virgins, then?

My market is whoever the hell funds my shoe company.

...remind me why I've never thrown you in the lake, again?

Because I'd kill you.

Deck.

Sure you would.

Do you want to try me, Puckerman?

I don't hit girls, even if they look like trannies.

[did he really just say that]

[Wut.]

what the fuck is your problem

I don't have a problem, you're just nuts.

You're an asshole, and you better watch your back

Whatever, Kelly.