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[ohmygodshoes]

I hope the next victim is my brother.

Comments

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

You haven't met my brother, have you? For all you know, I have a good damn reason. What if he raped kittens?

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

...much as I hate cats, that made me cringe.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, he didn't. But he's still a douche.

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

How douchey are we talkin?

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Extremely fucking douchey. He's so douchey he could clean a hundred crusty vaginas.

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

You really have a knack for making me cringe.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

You asked.

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

Censoring your speech isn't always bad, you know.

this is extreeemely late, but have a backtag

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

How would you prefer I word it in the future so I don't offend you?