I need

gay

people!

I really, really, need gay people! If there are any gay people out there who are willing to be photographed, please come out of the closet and step up!

Because if I don't take pictures of gay people, then I won't ever be able to afford my shoe company! And I'll never be independent and I'll never have my own CD and dammit I really, really want all of those things! Just mostly the shoe company!

The fate of my future rests in the hands of gay people!

Please let me take your pictures!

(Only serious applicants need reply; no homophobes! (looking at you, Alfredo and Tuna!)