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We leave tomorrow. Thank god. I'm so sick of being home. I wish I could stay at school for the summer.

Also I asked a few days ago if anyone wanted a copy of my aunt's album "Susan Walker's Greatest Tits". It's not too late to get a copy! I'm bringing some on the train to pass out. If you want a copy specifically, just tell me.

And sorry to disappoint anybody, but I'm not going to the dance tonight. I'm going to a party with my friend Heather. Not some place with a dumb theme like "Under the Sea" like seriously, am I supposed to dress up as the Little Mermaid or what? So not happening. Even though I would own that look. It's still dumb.

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I don't want your aunt's tits.

It's a music album!

Or music about her tits.

Ugh. No.

It's a play on "Greatest Hits".

And hey my aunt has really awesome tits. Just look at them and you'd see it.

Ewww, no!

Look at them. You wish yours were that great.

NO I DON'T.

I bet you're jealous now!

Yeah, I'm jealous that her back's about to go out.

She doesn't have back problems!

She will.

She won't.

Whatever.

What?

Having big tits doesn't always mean you're going to have back problems. She's got a very strong back!

Katya's are as big as her head and her back is terrible!

Well maybe she needs Reducio cast on them. My aunt doesn't. My aunt's back is like made of steel.

Good for her.

Are you always so bitchy?

Are you always so dumb?

I'm not dumb!

That's a lie.

why do you think i'm dumb?

[raaaaaaaage]

Because you act worse than a dog. That makes you a bug.

I don't ac-

Why are you-

You're such a betch!

You're still a bug.

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