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[ohmygodshoes]

We leave tomorrow. Thank god. I'm so sick of being home. I wish I could stay at school for the summer.

Also I asked a few days ago if anyone wanted a copy of my aunt's album "Susan Walker's Greatest Tits".  It's not too late to get a copy! I'm bringing some on the train to pass out. If you want a copy specifically, just tell me.

And sorry to disappoint anybody, but I'm not going to the dance tonight. I'm going to a party with my friend Heather. Not some place with a dumb theme like "Under the Sea" like seriously, am I supposed to dress up as the Little Mermaid or what? So not happening. Even though I would own  that look. It's still dumb.

Comments

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

I don't want your aunt's tits.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

It's a music album!

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

Or music about her tits.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Ugh. No.

It's a play on "Greatest Hits".

And hey my aunt has really awesome tits. Just look at them and you'd see it.

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

Ewww, no!

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Look at them. You wish yours were that great.

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

NO I DON'T.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

I bet you're jealous now!

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm jealous that her back's about to go out.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

She doesn't have back problems!

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

She will.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

She won't.

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

What?

Having big tits doesn't always mean you're going to have back problems. She's got a very strong back!

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

Katya's are as big as her head and her back is terrible!

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Well maybe she needs Reducio cast on them. My aunt doesn't. My aunt's back is like made of steel.

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

Good for her.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Are you always so bitchy?

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

Are you always so dumb?

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

I'm not dumb!

[tigerinmyhand.livejournal.com]

That's a lie.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

why do you think i'm dumb?

[raaaaaaaage]

[notouchythedojo.livejournal.com]

Sounds cool! Do I have to pay?

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Nope, no paying involved. It's free, my aunt wants publicity.

[notouchythedojo.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I'm looking forward to listening to it.