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[ohmygodshoes]

Oh my god, today was awesome.

Since we leave in about a week, my Aunt Susan decided to give me a going away present. She knows how much I'm into music and stuff, so she let me help produce her new album!

It's called "Susan Walker's Greatest Tits". It's rad! We spent hours in the recording studio producing it and junk. I had so much fun. Aunt Susan has such an awesome voice. And I mean, if you just saw her, you'd see she really does have great tits!

The first single will be released soon, too. You betches better listen out on the radio for "Two Way Dildo". That track is rad, man! God, I'm like still high on the awesomness of producing her album, it was a great experience.

My aunt said I could send my friends a copy, so if any of  you want one let me know. We gotta get this out there! The whole world needs to listen to Susan Walker's greatest Tits.

[/filtered to Mulan]

Hey I sent your copy already, Mulan!

Comments

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

[here have a caught off guard, hurt Kelly]

you don't want to come?

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

[Oh shi-]

Ah... It's not that I don't want to, I'm just surprised you asked me so suddenly...

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

[and the wall comes up]

If you don't want to come then don't.

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

No, it's ok, really. I'll talk to my parents and let you know.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Fine, but there's only a week until school starts. what if they say no?

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

Do you go home during the holidays?

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

No.

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

Ah... If you did, we could just do it during one of them...

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

I'm not going home for the holidays, everyone's happier that way.

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

Then I guess there's always next summer... If my parents say no, that is.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

You can't sneak out?

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

Where do you live?

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Leeds.

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

Then no, I don't think I can sneak out all the way to Leeds without them knowing.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

I snuck out to go to your house.

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

And your parents didn't notice?

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

They were out. It was just me and Mother Grandma again. She didn't notice.

[honourtousall.livejournal.com]

Well, my parents would. And take my broom after I came back.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you have a broom.

My parents won't buy me one because they're so expensive... I've only been on one once, back during flying lessons at hogwarts when I was younger. It was a fun feeling. I guess it would be selfish of me to have you sneak out...

You could lie instead. We could meet somewhere in the middle, like a club or something.