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Oh my god, today was awesome.

Since we leave in about a week, my Aunt Susan decided to give me a going away present. She knows how much I'm into music and stuff, so she let me help produce her new album!

It's called "Susan Walker's Greatest Tits". It's rad! We spent hours in the recording studio producing it and junk. I had so much fun. Aunt Susan has such an awesome voice. And I mean, if you just saw her, you'd see she really does have great tits!

The first single will be released soon, too. You betches better listen out on the radio for "Two Way Dildo". That track is rad, man! God, I'm like still high on the awesomness of producing her album, it was a great experience.

My aunt said I could send my friends a copy, so if any of you want one let me know. We gotta get this out there! The whole world needs to listen to Susan Walker's greatest Tits.

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Hey I sent your copy already, Mulan!

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Oh! Thanks.

Don't mention it.

Are you sure I'll be able to play it though?

What d'you mean?

Well, I don't think I have the right... things to play Muggle music.

You mean you don't have a really crunk stereo with an awesome sound system?

I'm not even sure I know what a stereo is.

how is that even possible

I'm not Muggleborn?

[ajeskjtghrk no excuses]

Muggle studies. You're taking it this year.

Excuse me?

I know for a fact you're not blind, your eyes were huge when you saw me yesterday.

Right...

I don't think I can take that class without the OWL.

Lies, I'll get you in. You'll get in even if you have to take it with third years or something.

You can't get away with not knowing what a stereo is, Mulan! It's illegal!

No it's not.

Yes it is, don't argue.

But it's not.

You're arguing!

Of course I am, you're wrong!

No I'm not.

Yes. You are. If you were right, the most pureblood wizards would be in jail.

That's because nobody knows about them so they can't call the police on them.

I know about you. I can get you arrested.

I seriously doubt that...

Well is it something you honestly want to find out about?

Even if you're right, I can't just go and take Muggle Studies. I'm a sixth year, I'll be preparing for NEWTs, and I don't even have that class's OWL.