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Kelly Sullivan ([personal profile] ohmygodshoes) wrote2010-08-22 02:22 pm

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Oh my god, today was awesome.

Since we leave in about a week, my Aunt Susan decided to give me a going away present. She knows how much I'm into music and stuff, so she let me help produce her new album!

It's called "Susan Walker's Greatest Tits". It's rad! We spent hours in the recording studio producing it and junk. I had so much fun. Aunt Susan has such an awesome voice. And I mean, if you just saw her, you'd see she really does have great tits!

The first single will be released soon, too. You betches better listen out on the radio for "Two Way Dildo". That track is rad, man! God, I'm like still high on the awesomness of producing her album, it was a great experience.

My aunt said I could send my friends a copy, so if any of  you want one let me know. We gotta get this out there! The whole world needs to listen to Susan Walker's greatest Tits.

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Hey I sent your copy already, Mulan!

[identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, my parents would. And take my broom after I came back.

[identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com 2010-08-22 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know you have a broom.

My parents won't buy me one because they're so expensive... I've only been on one once, back during flying lessons at hogwarts when I was younger. It was a fun feeling. I guess it would be selfish of me to have you sneak out...

You could lie instead. We could meet somewhere in the middle, like a club or something.