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Oh my god, today was awesome.

Since we leave in about a week, my Aunt Susan decided to give me a going away present. She knows how much I'm into music and stuff, so she let me help produce her new album!

It's called "Susan Walker's Greatest Tits". It's rad! We spent hours in the recording studio producing it and junk. I had so much fun. Aunt Susan has such an awesome voice. And I mean, if you just saw her, you'd see she really does have great tits!

The first single will be released soon, too. You betches better listen out on the radio for "Two Way Dildo". That track is rad, man! God, I'm like still high on the awesomness of producing her album, it was a great experience.

My aunt said I could send my friends a copy, so if any of  you want one let me know. We gotta get this out there! The whole world needs to listen to Susan Walker's greatest Tits.

[/filtered to Mulan]

Hey I sent your copy already, Mulan!

Date: 2010-08-22 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
Of course I am, you're wrong!

Date: 2010-08-22 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
Yes. You are. If you were right, the most pureblood wizards would be in jail.

Date: 2010-08-22 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
That's because nobody knows about them so they can't call the police on them.

I know about you. I can get you arrested.

Date: 2010-08-22 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
I seriously doubt that...

Date: 2010-08-22 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
Well is it something you honestly want to find out about?

Date: 2010-08-22 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
Even if you're right, I can't just go and take Muggle Studies. I'm a sixth year, I'll be preparing for NEWTs, and I don't even have that class's OWL.

Date: 2010-08-22 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
Ugh, we don't have time to wait until muggle studies anyway. I mean I could get you in. I'm me. But we don't have time, I paid for express delivery.
The album is arriving tomorrow. Ummm... Okay, I think you need to come to my house.

Date: 2010-08-22 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
Yeah, I have to teach you about stereos now so you can listen to my aunt's album.

Date: 2010-08-22 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
Yeah...

So, um. When did you want to come over?

Date: 2010-08-22 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
I didn't even know I wanted to come... Let talk to my parents, and I'll owl you the answer.

[[OOC: strike is hackable is she squints. Like, real hard.]]

Date: 2010-08-22 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
[here have a caught off guard, hurt Kelly]

you don't want to come?

Date: 2010-08-22 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
[Oh shi-]

Ah... It's not that I don't want to, I'm just surprised you asked me so suddenly...

Date: 2010-08-22 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
[and the wall comes up]

If you don't want to come then don't.

Date: 2010-08-22 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
No, it's ok, really. I'll talk to my parents and let you know.

Date: 2010-08-22 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
Fine, but there's only a week until school starts. what if they say no?

Date: 2010-08-22 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
Do you go home during the holidays?

Date: 2010-08-22 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
Ah... If you did, we could just do it during one of them...

Date: 2010-08-22 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com
I'm not going home for the holidays, everyone's happier that way.

Date: 2010-08-22 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honourtousall.livejournal.com
Then I guess there's always next summer... If my parents say no, that is.

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